1. |
You're late!
01:32
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(demeaning embarassment)
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2. |
The Oath
01:24
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(Spoken Word)
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3. |
Customer Service
02:57
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(spoken word)
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4. |
Commercial break
00:56
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(spoken word)
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5. |
Power Lunch
03:40
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blacksuittieonbusinesspartnerscoleauges....getinlineordertakethepicklesqueeze...jesuswasjustamanlikeme...heknewtheylistenwhenhungry...callfrommywifeshecantbeheardbuffalosoldieroftheherd...gotmyshinedupshoeswithmycorporateblues...shallowheart...thatsmypowerlunch...sitdownbuyinelbowsrubbedhandshakecarb=veitupapplepiereleasetheminionsdie...coveredinhairandscaredoflightning...puffonapicklewrappedincubanturnnalltheangelsintoworms...gotmyblackcarwaxedwiththebluesuedeshineshallowheartthatsmypowerlunch...gonnasingtothesunshallowheart
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6. |
Hide in the office...
03:38
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employeesonthefrontlineiamthegeeralbringuptherearcommandwithamapfromthebackofthefieldandsellthosepickleswhileirobandsteal...dosasyou'retoldandnotwhatidoichopalineformeandnotyouqualityoflifeisnotyourconcernbecauseirobyouallbeforeicrashandburn...hideinmyofficealldayyoursweatandblodismypaypointallthenumbersmywayanddoeverydamnthingisay...beforeigobackoutthereimgonnadoanotherline.
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7. |
Corporate Visit
03:41
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theycomequickandbustinhardtheygonnashowwhatyouowebowandgiveyourofferingsofmoneyandasskissinggiveusthebooksofyourshallowheartyourelifeisbullseyedwiththeirdartsthiscorporatelifeisnotcutoutformetheycutmysouldownlikeatree...theywilstealyoursoulandyourbodyrollsdownintheholethenwedanceonyourgravescomerainorshinewereonyourbehindpowertienoosesswinglikejunglevines...theygotyoubytheballsemployeeofthemonthplaqueoffthewalldownanddirtydowntothenittygrittybenefeits?overtime?401fucknoway...isoldmysoulforapickleallhailthesqueakofthesqueazeofgatordickitismyworlditismysoultheyaremymastertheyhavecontrol.
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(spoken words of a true vulgaian)
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9. |
Smoke Break
03:50
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(...)
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10. |
Pickzilla
04:20
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(spoken word)
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